Lyrics: Charles Bronson. Complete Discocrappy. Obligatory Jock Slaughter Song.

Yer parents are so proud now yer off to school
That it would never cross their minds that you just wanna screw
As many chics as possible you're so fuckin' lame
I hate you all, I can spot you mile away cuz you all look the same

Kill - drown in your keg!
Kill - your drunken rage!
Kill - suck your parents dry!
Kill - you're nothing in my eyes!

Your parents are so proud you're finally in college
But when Biff showed you how to suck down
a beer bong was your idea of knowledge
But you've never thought for yourself,
your decisions are always made in some one else's mind
And that basically summarizes your crummy worthless life

Kill - drown in your keg!
Kill - your drunken rage!
Kill - suck your parents dry!
Kill - you're nothing in my eyes!

Just think for a second about what you'd fucking do
If mom and dad weren't shelling out cash for you