Lyrics: Bowling For Soup. Fishing For Woos. Dear Megan Fox.

Dear Megan Fox
Didn't you get my Facebook post?
It's been two whole days
And I ain't heard back
Did you read to much into my note?
I like your cool tattoo
But Norma Jeane ain't got nothin' on you
If I come to L.A.,
Will you show me the town?
Maybe Shia LaBeouf can hang out, too

I know there are others
That tell you, they love you
But you will only be happy with me

(So let me tell 'em)

They can have Britney,
That girl from Grey's Anatomy
And Paris Hilton's so two years ago (Two years ago)
It's not like I don't understand
The ass of Kim Kardashian
Has powers beyond anyone's control
But I thank God every day
You're always one click away
And no one else will ever know what we've got
Dear Megan Fox

Dear Megan Fox
How come you don't have a southern accent?
What's your Twitter account?
And will you follow me?
My birthday's coming up, please don't forget.

I know there are others
That tell you, they love you
But you will only be happy with me

(So let me tell 'em)

They can have Britney,
That girl from Grey's Anatomy
And Paris Hilton's so two years ago (Two years ago)
It's not like I don't understand
The ass of Kim Kardashian
Has powers beyond anyone's control
But I thank God every day
You're always one click away
And no one else will ever know what we've got
Dear Megan Fox

Remember that time, in that movie, "Transformers", where you hot-wired that tow truck and you strapped a, robot on the back of it, and you guys went driving through the city, shooting rockets at the evil robots and blowing stuff up and then you finally blew up Megatron?

That was awesome.

I know there are others
That tell you, they love you
But you will only be happy with me (Be happy with me)

They can have Britney,
That girl from Grey's Anatomy
And Paris Hilton's so two years ago (Two years ago)
It's not like I don't understand
The ass of Kim Kardashian
Has powers beyond anyone's control
But I thank God every day
You're always one click away
And no one else will ever know what we've got (No one else will ever know what we've got)
And no one else will ever know what we've got

Dear Megan Fox.