Lyrics: Bowling For Soup. A Hangover You Don't Deserve. Almost.

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I almost got drunk at school at 14
Where I almost made out with the homecoming queen
Who almost went on to be miss texas
But lost to a slut with much bigger breastes
I almost dropped out to move to LA
Where I was almost famous for almost a day

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn?t cut it
Almost loved you
I almost wished u would?ve loved me too

I almost held up a grocery store
Where I almost did 5 years and then 7 more
Cuz I almost got popped for a fight with a thug
Cuz he almost made off with a bunch of the drugs
That I almost got hooked on cuz you ran away
And I wish I woulda had the nerve to ask you to stay

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn?t cut it
Almost had you
And I didn?t even know it

You kept me guessing and now I guess that
I spent my time missing you
I almost wish you would?ve loved me too

Here I go thinking about all the things I could?ve done
I?m gonna need a forklift cuz all the baggage weighs a ton
I know we?ve had our problems I can?t remember one

I almost forgot to say something else
And if I cant fit it in I?ll keep it all to myself
I almost wrote a song about you today
But I tore it all open and I threw it away

And I almost had you
But I guess that doesn?t cut it
Almost had you
And I didn?t even know it

You kept me guessing and now I guess that
I spent my time missing you
And I almost had you

I almost wish you would?ve loved me too