Lyrics: The Bone Fags. Out-o-tune.

I wish I could make music like that but Ia??m glad I cana??t.
Sometimes you gotta love the simple sound of an amp.
The crack and the pop is what makes the music hop.
A click-track playin bounces titties to watch.
Everything is better when ita??s perfectly pitched.
Digital technology will make you rich.
Now where is Millie Vanillie now that we got this shit?
Ia??m gonna slap a hoe and Ia??ll maybe slap a bitch.
With these cool sounds it dona??t matter what you say.
Ita??s down and true even if it aina??t real.
a??cause I hurt myself today
to see if I still feel.
the needle skips and scratches the song.
you can make music if your pitch is wrong.
just grab a buddy and sing along
a??cause if we get together then we cana??t be wrong.

so, the more we get together together together
the more we get together the happier wea??ll be.

a??cause your friends are my friends
and my friends are your friends.
the more we get together the happier wea??ll be.

now leta??s get drunk and sing out-o-tune.
blame it on the alcohol like the jaimie foxx dude.
this musica??s much better with a bottle of booze
but if you make it sober then therea??s no excuse.

chorus:
If I sound bad then Ia??m proud of it.
Dona??t have to use equipment to sound like shit.
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA Another Out-O-Tune Hit.
Buy my fuckina?? album and make me rich
and I promise Ia??ll make another Out-O-Tune Hit.