Lyrics: Bobs. Christmas In La.

Santa's helpers in the mall - new graffiti on the wall
we're victimized by urban sprawl
It's Christmas in LA
See the mansions of the stars - valet elves are parking cars
reindeer strippers in the bars
It's Christmas in LA
I dream of trees and ornaments
and a crackling yule log
the lights are twinkling cause they're shining through a killer smog
Those who can have hit the slopes - after office party gropes
Leaving us with only hopes
It's Christmas in LA
Padding out expense accounts - silicone with extra bounce
buy a pound and get an ounce

It's Christmas in LA
When I fly down from San Francisco
I hear music in the air
a million car alarms are _caroling_ - no one seems to care
Take this with a grain of salt - they've un-frozen Uncle Walt
don't know if it's Goofy's fault
It's Christmas in LA
Snowballs made of styrofoam - plastic trees in every home
all the kids are home alone
It's Christmas in LA