Lyrics: blink-182. Degenerate.

Crossed the street, naked at night

Bent over to show some moonlight

Pulled out some beer and I gulped it down

Nude in a gutter is how I was found



Thrown in the policecar and the door slammed

No noise, just silence, as I screamed, my dick was

Jammed, now in prison for one month, no one to see

All I got is a guy Ben Dover



Don't like hesh, don't like rap

Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat

I'm a jerk, I'm a punk

Took a shower 'cause I stunk

Smoked a bong, killed a cat

Had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got nude, I wore a thong

For a hobby I make bombs



Went to a farm to tip some cows

Forgot that I left my pants down

Bent over to pick them up

Felt a twelve gauge up my hum-diddy-dum



The farmer took me to his house

Showed me the closet from the inside out

The police came, they took me away

Saw Ben Dover again and he's still gay



Don't like hesh, don't like rap

Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat

I'm a jerk, I'm a punk

Took a shower 'cause I stunk

Smoked a bong, killed a cat

Had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got nude, I wore a thong

For a hobby I make bombs



Don't like hesh, don't like rap

Kicked ol' Sally 'cause she's fat

I'm a jerk, I'm a punk

Took a shower 'cause I stunk

Smoked a bong, killed a cat

Had my nuts attacked by rats

Dad got nude, I wore a thong

For a hobby I make bombs