Lyrics: Barcode. Make My Day.

Michael Stipe ? sissy whining tart
Fucking Phil Collins ? the pent-up fart
Stevie Wonder seems way too glad
Gary Moore is not bluesy but sad
Armstrong, Leblanc and the doped detour
Sorry Stephen King ? there ain?t no cure
Michael Jackson?s too kind to the kids
DJ Otzi fucking swindler bitch

No excuse is the game tonight
No fucking reasons ? just annoy and ignite
Delivering a genuine reason to cry
Make my day ? go ahead and die

Britney?s Beers ? show us your clit
Claudia Schiffer ? because you?re not worth it
Ewan McGregor don?t deserve the force
Celine Dion?s got the face of a horse
No more surgery for little Richard
Osama ? where?ve you Bin? ? you fucking coward
Dieter Bolen is a popstar fool
Bill Gates needs a new hairdo

No excuse is the game tonight
No fucking reasons ? just annoy and ignite
Delivering a genuine reason to cry
Make my day ? go ahead and die

Bob Geldorf ? self-righteous Santa
Axle Rose and his ugly bandanna
Germany?s national football team
Play like shit ? but they always win
Hairball Nickelback ? epic cry-baby
Steve Martin ? where?s the fun gone lately
Jimmy Page could have been eternally all right
If not for Puff Daddy ? the fucking parasite

No excuse is the game tonight
No fucking reasons ? just annoy and ignite
Delivering a genuine reason to cry
Make my day ? go ahead and die