Lyrics: Ass Ponys. Earth To Grandma.

It?s a doll completely made of socks
It?s a cover for a tissue box
It?s a clothespin duck and a Fun Fur cat
And a crazy yarn and beer can hat

Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?

It a painted rock with goggle eyes
It?s a matchstick cross where Jesus died
It?s a plaque that says, ?I heart my home?
It?s toothpicks, felt, and Styrofoam

Earth to Grandma
What the hell is that?