Lyrics: Anal Cunt. Howard Is Bald. If I Can't Have Hair.

If I can't have hair, I don't want no rubbing baby. (not sure about rubbing)
If I can't have hair, AHA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, NOOOO.

If I can't have hair, I don't want no implants baby.
If I can't have hair, AHA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, YEAH!