Lyrics: An Albatross. Eat Lightning, Shit Thunder!. I Live the the Good Life.

Howdy, son--you can't fuck with me,
I'm untouchable, dig?
Black gold pumpin' through my veins,
Child, we'll give you a smile, a thumbs up
Promise you whatever you wanna hear
(Out of my ass)
So hell, roll out that red carpet boys,
I'm living the the good life.