Lyrics: Alice Cooper. Damned If You Do.

I'm gonna sign my name to full confession
It seems the woman I loved last night
Belongs to another man

They'd like to take you home
They'd like to purr and tease you
But I'm a passionate man
And I couldn't leave her alone

'Cause you are damned if you do
Damned if you don't
Damned if you will
Damned if you won't

Sometimes they look so good
But don't you let 'em deceive you
'Cause then you find out that they got
Some kind of a venomous mind

And the thing that's worse
Is that it all seems worth it
I'm still a passionate man
And she wouldn't leave me alone

If you think that being a stud is easy
Well, now don't ask me, boys
I wouldn't know, I'm a little slow

And you are damned if you do
And damned if you don't
You're damned if you will
And you are damned if you won't

If you think that being a stud is easy
Well, now don't ask me, boys
I wouldn't know, I'm a little slow

Gonna sign my name to full confession
It seems the woman I loved last night
Belongs to another man

They'd like to take you home
They'd like to purr and tease you
And I'm a passionate man
And I couldn't leave her alone

'Cause you are damned if you do
Damned if you don't
Damned if you will
Damned if you won't

Damned if you do
Damned if you don't
Damned if you will
And damned if you won't, ooh

I'll be damned