Lyrics: Adrenalin O.d.. The Wacky Hi-Jinks Of.... Middle-aged Whore.

Middle age whore
I seen one in the store
She's all fat and ugly
Still dresses like she's twenty
Middle age whore
Her life is pretty boring
Cheating on her husband
Cause he's living at the office

I seen her at the bar
She drives a fancy car
Wears so much make-up
She looks just like a clown
Middle age whore
Her life is pretty boring
Cheating on her husband
Cause he's too busy working

Middle age whore
Met a middle age jock
Went back to his apartment
She pulls out his cock
He strokes her libido
She sucks on his ego
Middle age whore
Middle age whore