Lyrics: Abysmal Crucifix. The Cocksuckin' Man Theme.

Who's got the meanest cock in town?
It's that man who likes to go down

To the basement of his father's cocksuckin' shop,
Where he polishes the bronze just like he's rubbin' a cock.
He's the...

Cocksuckin' Man!

(Thanks to Colby for these lyrics)