Lyrics: A1. 2:59.

Sunday football I got boot off the pitch
Some people gamble as a way to get rich
I gotta find a better way to invest in zeroes, oh
They say that rents may damage your health
I'd rather save it all to spend on myself
I got a letter of eviction and I'm no hero

Oh, oh, oh, oh
I'm not a saver, I'm a spender
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I'm a one weekender

What can we do when our two worlds collide?
There's only ten ways to survive all the chances of knowing
After a hard day of work I go home
I dunno where I'm going but I'm ready to go
I made a lotta money but got nothing to show
And now it's 2:59 and I'm still waiting for the train to go home

I've been thinking 'bout the meaning of life
Plenty of butter but I don't have a knife
Sure beats the hell outta waiting for a ticket to Reno
Watching TV makes me really upset
I wonder why I haven't been on it yet
I'm silly waiting for a part in a Tarrantino

(Oh, oh, oh, oh)
No, no, no, no
I'm not a saver, I'm a spender
(Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I'm a one weekender

What can we do when our two worlds collide?
There's only ten ways to survive all the chances of knowing
After a hard day of work I go home
Y'know, I dunno where I'm going but I'm ready to go
I made a lotta money but got nothing to show
And now it's 2:59 and I'm still waiting for the train to go home

What can we do when our two worlds collide? Oh
After a hard day of work I go home
I dunno where I'm going but I'm ready to go
I said, I made a lotta money but got nothing to show
And now it's 2:59 and I'm still waiting for the train to go home
Yeah, I'm waiting for the train to go home